What happens when the hardest team in the Sunday Soccer league comes up against a gay team and finds they’ve finally met their match?
Kickoff (2011)
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What Kickoff is is a truly funny, campy story of two soccer teams, a newly formed gay team up against an infamous team of one roidhead, drug addict, on-the-lam runner from the law, David Beckham wannabe “sissy,” and a regular bloke with an inconvenient paternity problem. That’s just the straight team. The gay team is full of great characters and other characters enter as the story proceeds. I’m too lazy to catalog them all but each character complements the story. None are just bodies filling space (like Keanu Reeves in almost anything…). What’s most impressive about Kickoff is it deftly inserts “heavy” issues such as deadbeat dads, drug addiction, homophobia, throw-away kids, and ageism, among others, without bashing viewers on the head and maintaining the humor and humanity. I could quote so many lines IMDb’s 1000 word max would be exceeded quickly so I won’t. Sourpusses may point out the movie ends happily for virtually everyone, unlike life, but I ask what’s wrong with happy, upbeat endings? Besides, it could happen!
Another abfab aspect is the hilarious use of “masculinity” and “effeminacy” by “the gays” and the str8 lads and even poor “Ephraim”/Elton!, the beleaguered ref. Archie, the gay team’s captain, asks, while “not trying to push anybody back into the cupboard…” that “no one says ‘fabulous’ for the next hour,” among other attempts to “pass,” as it were. Then there are the pink (“fuschia!”) outfits Archie’s sweet little “partner” selects because fuschia is the color of “rage and passion.” The straight team later decides to intimidate their rivals by making it clear (with “no words, no head-butting, and no pulling out a knife…”) they know. Even crazy roid-raging Fitz(gerald Pomeroy) flits about and camps it up to perfection. Kudos to the entire cast for creating an ensemble of believable humans who turn a few stereotypes on their heads and in a few other directions. Here the obligatory confession the young men on and off the teams are all “lookers” and several shirtless for short periods and the team members sans shirts much of the movie. Visually attractive but the beefcake is only one small part of many others.
Kickoff is another movie produced outside the insular USA which most in the USA will probably not see. I’d LOVE to be mistaken. I’m lucky enough to have seen it and now own the DVD from the UK (which most DVD players in the USA won’t play since they play only Region 1 NTSC formats). The DVD also has Special features worth watching (unlike too many DVDs produced here). A making of segment, the “Crossbar Challenge” where everyone kicks the ball at the goal cage (or the crossbar?) and “Getting Physical,” about the actors physical preparation, plus a music video and the trailer. Each segment adds “value,” as we capitalists say.
Kickoff should be released in North America, in theaters and on DVD. At least NetFlix or Amazon should pick it up, dammit!
Final note: Based on trailers and clips ordered Fit from amazon.uk today. Rikki Beadle Blair wrote and directed both and several of the same actors are in both movies. Do we have a modern equivalent to a real theatrical troupe? It would help explain how easily the characters make their world so real and credible.
